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Ever wonder what I had to say a month ago today? Me neither!

August 26 2002-
 
I use the phrase "Sexy Beast" a lot, but to actually find a beast sexy and do something about it is illegal in 29 states *not* including Missouri. (Arkansas however charges you with sodomy in the 1st degree)

August 21 2002-
 
So like, I'm sittin there screwin around on MSN lookin for chicks right?  Well I found one that actually talks back! and like she thinks I'm kinda cool cause I visited her site right?  Well little does she know I'm not kinda cool, I'm the Jolt Cola of Cool!